Brennan: Why do you think your father needs a girlfriend so much?
Booth: Ok.. look, Bones, there’s a whole gender-parent dealy-bob thing going on here. You’re just going to confuse him.
Parker: So I can have a pool.
Brennan: He doesn’t sound confused.
Booth: A pool?
Parker: Lasky’s dad got a pool with his girlfriend. Oh, you mean Lasky with the third nostril?
Parker: Lasky’s dad got a girlfriend. Then, they got married and moved to a house with a pool. Maybe, if you got married, you’d move to a house with a pool that I could swim in.
Brennan: Well, he seems extremely clear on why he wants you to get a girlfriend. I don’t know why you didn’t just ask him.
Booth: So, the whole reason you wanted me to get a girlfriend was so that you could have a pool?
Parker: Hmm.. Why else would I care?
Brennan: There is a pool in my building… that the two of you can use as my guests anytime.
Parker: Awesome. That’s awesome, right dad?
Brennan: No, not awesome. Simple Socratic method of solving a problem.
Booth: Nope.. Parker is right. You’re awesome, Bones.
Brennan: Yeah. I’m awesome… Cheers.!