Brennan: Why do you think your father needs a girlfriend so much?

Booth: Ok.. look, Bones, there’s a whole gender-parent dealy-bob thing going on here. You’re just going to confuse him.

Parker: So I can have a pool.

Brennan: He doesn’t sound confused.

Booth: A pool?

Parker: Lasky’s dad got a pool with his girlfriend. Oh, you mean Lasky with the third nostril?

Parker: Lasky’s dad got a girlfriend. Then, they got married and moved to a house with a pool. Maybe, if you got married, you’d move to a house with a pool that I could swim in.

Brennan: Well, he seems extremely clear on why he wants you to get a girlfriend. I don’t know why you didn’t just ask him.

Booth: So, the whole reason you wanted me to get a girlfriend was so that you could have a pool?

Parker: Hmm.. Why else would I care?

Brennan: There is a pool in my building… that the two of you can use as my guests anytime.

Parker: Awesome. That’s awesome, right dad?

Brennan: No, not awesome. Simple Socratic method of solving a problem.

Booth: Nope.. Parker is right. You’re awesome, Bones.

Brennan: Yeah. I’m awesome… Cheers.!

  1. b0nesbones reblogged this from wellsbones
  2. ohmyemilydeschanel reblogged this from neraa
  3. neraa reblogged this from teambrennan
  4. lostwithnohome reblogged this from teambrennan
  5. shipper4life reblogged this from lejlaw
  6. lejlaw reblogged this from anelli-desu
  7. anelli-desu reblogged this from teambrennan
  8. emilydeschanels reblogged this from faithhopelov3
  9. megpat2000 reblogged this from wellsbones
  10. rizzyiscrazyforbonesandbrittana reblogged this from teambrennan
  11. joobones reblogged this from wellsbones
  12. faithhopelov3 reblogged this from wellsbones
  13. julzbobbibroun reblogged this from teambrennan and added:
    Why do you think your father needs a girlfriend so much? Booth: Ok.. look, Bones, there’s a whole gender-parent...
  14. obsessionsaremylife reblogged this from teambrennan
  15. the-sky-is-your-limit reblogged this from ermahgerdlesbians
  16. ermahgerdlesbians reblogged this from district447
  17. drclarkedison reblogged this from forensicscientists
  18. imalwayscalmandobjective reblogged this from teambrennan
  19. briggittelikebardot reblogged this from not-what-we-asked-for and added:
    i LOVE Parker!
  20. not-what-we-asked-for reblogged this from wellsbones
  21. hydroxicacid reblogged this from wellsbones
  22. dream-dance-live-ride reblogged this from district447
  23. jennifermay reblogged this from wellsbones
Credit